a is for awesome: November 2010

Amazon.com, Inc. (NASDAQ: AMZN) is a US-based multinational electronic commerce company. Headquartered in Seattle, Washington, it is America's largest online retailer, with nearly three times the Internet sales revenue of the runner up, Staples, Inc., as of January 2010...

Jeff Bezos founded Amazon.com, Inc. in 1994 and launched it online in 1995. The company was originally named Cadabra, Inc., but the name was changed when it was discovered that people sometimes heard the name as "Cadaver." The name Amazon.com was chosen because the Amazon River is the largest river in the world, and so the name suggests large size, and also in part because it starts with 'A' and therefore would show up near the beginning of alphabetical lists. Amazon.com started as an online bookstore, but soon diversified, selling DVDs, CDs, MP3 downloads, computer software, video games, electronics, apparel, furniture, food, and toys. Amazon has established separate websites in Canada, the United Kingdom, Germany, France, Italy, Japan, and China. It also provides international shipping to certain countries for some of its products. A 2009 survey found that Amazon was the UK's favorite music and video retailer, and third overall retailer.
WIKI

Bla Bla Bla... This is not interesting... more cool question is what exectly Amazon.com is selling every day? EVERYTHING. And along with it, they selling weird things. Too weird to buy them in ordinary corner shop or even big supermarket. Some real nice shit! : )
Here it is, the top 10:

1. Fresh Whole Rabbit (ORLY??)

For real, this rabbit is not so.. alive. My picture is sweet lie...

2. JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank O_o

1 new from $19,999.95... Well at least it makes me lol.

Product Features
Carries cargo or a crew of up to five internally or on the roof.
Piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch.
6hp Tecumseh gasoline engine, top speed 40 mph.
Includes head/tail and turn signal lights, trim and underbody lighting.
400 watt premium sound with PA system, plush interior, and external camera.

Product Description
The JL421 Badonkadonk is a completely unique, extremely rare land vehicle and battle tank. Designed with versatility in mind, the Donk can transport cargo or a crew of five internally or on the roof, and can be piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch, thanks to special one-way steel mesh armor windows and a control stick that pivots up and down to allow piloting from the standing or seated positions. The interior is fully carpeted and cozy, with accent lighting and room for up to five people. A 400 watt premium sound system with PA is mounted to project sound both into the cabin and outward from behind the windows. The exterior is a steel shell with a rust patina, and features head and tail lights, turn signal lights, trim lighting, underbody lighting, fixed slats protecting the windows, and a unique industrial-strength rubberized flexible skirt that shields and protects the wheels to within an inch of the ground, while still allowing for enough flex to give clearance over bumpy and uneven terrain. Master power, ignition, all lighting, and stereo features are controlled from a single switchboard to the left of the driver, again accessible from either the seated or standing position. Standard drive is an air-cooled, 6hp Tecumseh gasoline (unleaded only) engine, with centrifugal clutch, giving the Donk a top speed of 40 mph. This vehicle is not licensed for use on public roads, and is intended as a recreational vehicle only. Badonkadonks are produced on an order-by-order basis, with each one having it's own unique set of features. With your order is included unlimited consultations with the designer and manufacturer concerning all relevant options (a representative from NAO will contact you shortly after your order). Price does not include shipping and handling.

3. Relaxman Relaxation Capsule

Currently unavailable. Sorry. Your President does not allow you to relax, bitch!

Product Description
Be the first in the U.S. to own one of the finest relaxation devices invented. Used in helath clinics all over Europe. Designed by the world famous Biotonus Clinic in Switzerland specifically for relaxation and stress reduction. The custom designed Relaxman is completely heat, light, and sound proof, providing total isolation for the ideal environmental therapy. Inside, the heated water mattress stays at body temperature while soothing, preprogrammed music and lights take you into a deep state of relaxation. Research shows that a 50 minute rest in the negative ion-enriched atmosphere effectively helps reduce tension, anxiety, depression and fatigue. Also helps combat jet lag and sleep imbalance. 10'L x 5'6"W x 4'6"H. Relaxman will be shipped from Switzerland to your door with separate charges to be estimated based on location.

4. Preferred (All Aluminum) Bleachers (10 Rows)

Let's just pass it...

5. Wild Goose Qigong 6 - Patting along the Meridians - All Levels

If you follow this .:LINK:., you can watch the trailer of this goose. Just a stuff to lern how to meditate right... Let's go on for more nonsence.

6. SILK Thong Micro G-String Tear Drop Ring Panty Red Cobalt or Black

Oh, that's NICE! : ) Minimalism at it's best!

Product Description

These teeny, tiny thongs are made of 100% Silk Knit. New Smaller size! Micro G-string pantie with silver tone ring hardware in front and back. Elastic waistband for comfort. Narrow cotton lined crotch. Red, Cobalt or Black colors are available.

Silk is a Magical natural fiber of unmatched beauty and comfort. Because no two pieces of silk are alike, each silk garment has its own subtly unique qualities. Machine washable. One size.

7. Uranium Ore???

No shit, WTF??

Frequently Bought Together

funny : )

Product Description
Radioactive sample of uranium ore. Useful for testing Geiger Counters. License exempt. Uranium ore sample sizes vary. Shipped in labeled metal container as shown. Shipping Information: We are always in compliance with Section 13 from part 40 of the NRC Nuclear Regulatory Commission rules and regulations and Postal Service regulations specified in 49 CFR 173.421 for activity limits of low level radioactive materials. Item will be shipped in accordance with Postal Service activity limits specified in Publication 52. Radioactive minerals are for educational and scientific use only.

8. Slide Cream: Trombotine 1.2 Oz.

Trombone, right...

9. Cartier Ladies Tank Francaise WE104531 Watch

Try to guess how much! $174? No.. $19,999? No : )
They formerly offered for $200,000... Yes, it's the price..

And finally...
10. Guardian Angel

Product Description
Made with layers of Mineral Stone Powder, Ion Alloy and plated with gold to ensure the tips will not puncture the skin. It has a spring loaded tip for added specific point therapies. The Guardian Angel is the original Korean Hand Therapy acupressure device. Plated with 24K gold to prevent puncturing the skin enabling the Guardian Angel to be have the most precise points to activate all 344 points on the hand just by gently squeezing it or rolling it on your hand. Eliminates chronic pain, prevents and treats arthritis, headaches, colds, stroke, diabetes, heart disease etc.